Huh?

I don't think this is what they meant when they called him a bash brother

The fact that this isn't some sort of delayed April Fool's prank is what makes it so great. This really happened. I've watched a few MMA and UFC events, and always have to ask the question "What kind of decisions does somebody make in life to reach the point where that seems like a step up?" And nobody has ever answered that the way Jose Canseco did. Jose was riding high 15 years ago, but has burned so many bridges that he traveled all the way to Japan to go get his whuppin'. A lot of guys mentioned in his book would have been happy to save him the plane trip. I liked Jose's quote "That's a big man." Gee, you think? I'm just saying, when your credentials include fighting Danny Partridge to a draw, maybe you ought to think twice before stepping into the ring with the worlds largest Korean.