Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Monday Funny

From Larry Correia, author of Monster Hunter International, we have this week's episode of The Stranger Chronicles.

Chuck Norris stroked his manly beard thoughtfully. “I’m afraid he’s got a point, Mr. Stranger. Sounds like your client started it, and as galactic law clearly states, don’t start shit if you can’t finish it.” Much of the galactic code of laws had been based upon the Planet of Texas.

Go read the rest of it. For that matter, go back to the first chapter and start from the beginning. So far, Adam Baldwin has been President because of the space cowboy libertarian revolution, with Gunny Ermey as his SecDef, and Chuck Norris has shown up as a Galactic Arbiter.


  1. Keith, new follower here. I found The Stranger Chronicles a few days ago via another blog. Great stuff. I'm in the insurance claims business; and, I have to say, it would be nice to have Chuck Norris as an arbiter here on this earth.

  2. I always thought he was the Arbiter here on Earth.