Shiver Me Timbers

Before becoming department head for the Texas Tech school of railroading, Gerald Myers was a college athlete himself, lettering in both throwing under the bus and wrestling for the last parachute. He majored in selling people out.

In his free time, Myers' hobbies include doing his laundry, which he prefers to leave hanging out to dry, and his collection of pieces of silver. His passion, however, is hen excrement.